they all drank lemonade

BARTLET: C.J., on your tombstone, it’s gonna read, “Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.”
C.J.: Okay, but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my tombstone.
BARTLET: Twenty-seven lawyers in the room, anybody know “post hoc, ergo propter hoc?” Josh?
JOSH: Uh...uh...post, after, after hoc, ergo, therefore, after hoc, therefore, something else hoc.
BARTLET: Thank you. Next?
JOSH: Uh, if I’d gotten more credit on the 443...
BARTLET: Leo?
LEO: After it, therefore because of it.
BARTLET: After it, therefore because of it. It means one thing follows the other, therefore it was caused by the other, but it’s not always true. In fact, it’s hardly ever true. We did not lose Texas because of the hat joke. Do you know when we lost Texas?
C.J.: When you learned to speak Latin?