moog, 23, good legs. I really like cheese and totally have a type

I am writing the two most self-indulgent things I may have ever written and it is glorious \o/

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just as a heads up, I’m mostly over at heymdia these days! I’ll still be around here too but I needed a change/to sort my tags out and doing anything with this YEARS OLD BEHEMOTH seemed like some kind of classical torture sooooo here we are! you’re welcome to follow me wherever :D

(…. on tumblr, not, like, standing in my garden or anything JUST TO BE CLEAR also I don’t have a garden so good luck with that also the foxes outside might have something to say about company)

Anonymous:  how can u want a teacherstudent au but not an academic setting??

…. well there’s something I have genuinely never considered before!

skjffdj sorry, I do see how that reads as… completely conflicting, wow well done me. Basically I have some lingering issues re: fuckery at university/academics in general, so I don’t like stories that centre on academic work or stress about grades etc, but if the focus of the story is less TERROR-INDUCED GRADE PERFECTIONISM and more MUTUAL HOT FOR HOT LADY TEACHER GOOD TIMES I am okay with any setting, school/university or otherwise !(though not Oxbridge because, like I say, Issues)

also that is just a dynamic I really like - NO RLY says the entire world - but it doesn’t have to be strictly literally teacher/student. Like, I like Andy/Miranda from Devil Wears Prada as much as I like Miss G/ANY OF HER STUDENTS from Cracks, as an example.

If you are secretly a femslash exchange author, sorry to be super confusing! Write whatever seems good to you <3 And if you are not a femslash exchange author and just have a SUPER VALID QUESTION, I hope that has helped! 

Hi lovely author! This is my first year doing the Femslash Exchange but I am super excited because LADIES ARE THE BEST, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? … You must think I am right or we wouldn’t be here. OKAY ANYWAY WE MOVE ON. Before the rest of this, I just want to say that I will be so delighted to get a story for any of these fandoms and any of these ladies that genuinely anything you write that makes you feel happy will make me happy too <3 I love it when the thing I am writing is something I can honestly say I am enjoying writing so as much as possible I would like you to feel like that about this story \o/ GO TEAM WRITING BUDDIES.

You can find me on LJ and I also run heymdia if you would like more general information about stuff I like :D

General things I like in stories are people being happy and good to each other and making each other happy. I’m not saying everything has to be puppies and kittens and rainbows all the time (ALTHOUGH I AM BY NO MEANS OPPOSED TO THAT IDEA *_* HAPPINESS) because, after all, every couple or relationship dynamic has their own version of what happiness means/looks like to them, but I like people to support each other at their hearts, whether or not that is immediately obvious to outsiders (or each other, at first)!


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I am having the most fun writing my Femslash Exchange Dear Author letter, omfg. LADIES ARE THE BEST DID YOU KNOW??

Sign-ups are open till tomorrow if anyone is interested! Come write about ladies with me!

Rules / Sign-ups :D!

lariagwyn:  for the meme! TSN

The first character I first fell in love with: MARK sigh okay TO BE VERY CLEAR I mean movie Mark and not real Mark AT ALL but yes here we are friends, Mark is my favourite.
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: ALSO MARK. How was I supposed to know the first time I watched the movie that this would happen to me?? What is this DEEP FANDOM SOULBOND? WHY THIS FANDOM?? WE JUST DON’T KNOW. BUT HERE WE ARE.
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: FREAKING SEAN PARKER. I mean, idk if everyone loves him and as a character he is GR9 but NO DUDE NO. DESIST. LOOK AT YOUR LITERAL DEVIL LIGHTING.
The character I love that everyone else hates: again, idk re: everyone’s opinion but CHRISTY? ALL THE LADIES? SORRY ABOUT HOW YOU ARE IN AN AARON SORKIN MOVIE, ALL THE LADIES. Amy is poss my fave lady though and if you said it was entirely because of “what’s your latest preneur”, you would not be totally wrong <.<
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: NOPE NONE OF THEM THERE IS NO LACK OF LOVE HERE.
The character I would totally smooch: FREAKING EDUARDO SAVERIN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE???? except obviously I would need a girl Eduardo (which I have FOUND IN MY ACTUAL LIFE good work me) but then potentially I would totally smooch actualfax movie Eduardo because hot fucking damn.
The character I’d want to be like: Amy! She has the cutest underwear and studies French but also follows her interests alongside her degree and isn’t shy about waking dudes up to kick them out so she can go to class.
A pairing that I love: ha ha ha ha ha what a funny joke ha ha ha it’s not like this fandom has an OTP that is so core to my being that I literally will not read fic for TSN unless it’s Mark/Eduardo or gen ha ha ha ha no one here wrote 70k+ of bakery fic ha ha ha ha what no bye.
A pairing that I despise: like, ship and let ship etc, but due to aforementioned MARK/EDUARDO OR BUST mentality, Eduardo/Sean genuinely baffles me. Like ???? NEITHER OF THEM WANTS THAT. MARK ESPECIALLY DOES NOT WANT THAT. (everything is Mark’s business, obviously. How do you even think this works.)